Absurd

I was absurd today. I must regret it not.
There were sensible things I did too, I wot.

First I brushed my teeth, then I ate a tomato,
I french fried my eggs, I scrambled my potatoes.

I drove to work, on an electric pogo stick.
My secretary was there, but I made her call in sick.

In a conference call I discovered an atoll,
and made my assistant classify men as islands, all.

Sailing quite freely on semantic thunder,
I then rained over my wife (a common blunder).

In earnest, she left me, so I moved out,
into a library, where I go fishing for trout.

I was absurd today, what a life to be unusual.
Tomorrow I think I’ll try acting casual.

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