If he had struggled up out of an algaed lagoon he would have been no wetter. The sweat was thick on his shoulders, as resilient as oil, and yet it sluiced down his body’s gullies, pooling in his clavicle and pouring through the split in his chest. He labored hard at the mass of pink stone and with the growing despair that he was losing himself. He was melting, shedding volumes of moisture that he could not replenish. If there was a river somewhere in the infernal world of the painting it would have boiled long ago.
He didn’t know how far the world extended but he could not risk foraging on the open plateau. He didn’t have the time, and his red and peeling skin did not have the fortitude. He dug now at the pink stone, chipping it away with the blunt edge of a piece of the pyramid, his fingernails already cracked from where he’d clawed. Charlie had gazed long and hard at the inside out dog, this monument to madness, before he realized there was something inside it, something that radiated a faint breath of relief. It was awful, that hint of chill, and he circled the stone in heat-crazed frenzy until his hand slid over a translucent quartz. It shocked him with its temperature. Anywhere else it would have been lukewarm but here, under the spiraling volcano, it was downright soothing. He began to scratch at the quartz. There was something inside, inside the crystal. But it was hard going, so he picked up a stone and began to dig, pouring sweat and cursing while the sun turned his brain into a pounding blancmange inside his skull.
He smashed at the rock. He did not know how long he dug but for every layer of silica he shaved away the chill intensified, so he kept smashing, casting aside broken rudiments of tools and fetching others until he’d tunneled partway into the quartz and loosened the fat pearl that glowed within.
Charlie reached into the gouge and grasped the pearl. He wrenched at it, groaning, the jagged edges tearing at his sweat slickened forearm, until he tore it free and fell backward onto the dirt.
He lay there, supine and catatonic for a moment, as the pearl, a milky adularia, rested on his stomach and pumped an arctic balm in time with the beating of his heart. He cupped the stone to his body and rubbed it up his neck, to his chin and cheeks, finally resting it on his forehead. He let out a long, low groan.
The boulder answered.
Charlie sat up and watched as the pink rock collapsed onto itself once more, softly lumping together as if caught within a magma flow. The veins glowed and sucked into the gouge he’d left in the rock, followed by the granular surface, the whole of the formation spinning into the center like heated gas circling a black hole. Charlie gripped the adularia tight and shielded his eyes as the boulder cracked like thunder and blazed as white as lightning.
When the shockwave had passed and the dust was settling down to the baked earth, Charlie opened his eyes. Squatting in the blasted circle where the pink boulder had come to rest was a man painted in white and black, thick white spirals around his eyes. His tattooed wrists were bound in Miss Thoomesto’s silver handcuffs.
“Charlie Ben Studdard,” said the man.
“Hey,” said Charlie. The heat had dried up all his saliva and speaking was not easy.
“You have dislodged the moonstone and thus taken my power.”
Charlie gazed down at the adularia. “That’s good,” he said.
“It is not good,” said the man. “I am the guardian of this realm. I am the dog that bites the sky.”
“This still sounds pretty good,” said Charlie. “For me.”
“Shall you take up the mantle of the dog that bites the sky?” said the man. “Shall you stride the hot graveyards of the fleshless and gnaw at their crawling bones?”
“No,” said Charlie. “I can’t really commit to that.”
“Then return the moonstone, Charlie Ben Studdard. Return it to me!” The man thrust out his manacled hands.
“Tell you what,” said Charlie, “I’ll hand it over if you help me get out of here.”
“There is no way out,” said the man. “There is only the eternal sun and the dog who bites the sky.”
“Someone put me in this painting,” said Charlie, “and someone’s gonna pull me out of it.” Charlie felt the moonstone pulse in his hand. Its chilliness traveled up his arm and swirled inside his body and he felt a sudden, wonderful escape from the blazing earth.
The man seemed to sense this and his painted eyes widened. “Do not trifle with the moonstone! It is mine!”
Charlie pulled himself to his feet. He held the stone aloft and the man cowered from it, howling.
“How do I get out?” Charlie barked at him.
“Follow the moonlight!” the man shrieked. “Follow the moonlight to the land of the flesh!”
Charlie frowned at the stone. It sparkled. As he gazed long and deep, he felt his ears fold past his nose. He felt as thin as paper, as smooth as silk, and deep inside the moonstone he could see a familiar field. As he passed through the moonstone and showered the earth with his radiance he grinned at the tattooed man. The grin became a grimace as his nose caught on something ethereal and he was forced to wiggle his way down. With a pop and a slurry of wet moonlight Charlie was sitting once more under the birch tree outside the Mexican-American Center for the Arts, the inside out moonstone gingerly pulling his hand rightside in.
He snapped it off his fingers and shook them, blowing on his sunburnt extremities. He sat there steaming in the cold California night for some time, his glowing fingernails gradually dimming.
Then he sighed, picked up the moonstone, and crawled, aching, to his feet. “Magic,” he harrumphed.
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